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TF2 SHRINE YEAH

Characters:

Demo

• has 600 year old haunted longsword
• medic has tried replacing his eye many times but it kept getting possesed on halloween
• medic scooped out part of his brain so he woukld forget and stop asking
• his body became its own brewery
• was abandoned, then adopted, then blew up his adoptive parents at 6, then was found by his biological parents

Engineer

• can read
• has 11 degrees

Heavy

• degree in russian literature
• his gun sleeps in a smaller bed next to his at night
• the most normal (low bar)

Medic

• put baboon uterueses in most of the TFC team
• talks to one of his pet doves Archimedes
• got Archimedes after hijacking a catering van during a prime minister's wedding
• In screamfortress 20something he surgically replaces his head with archimedes, who takes over sometimes and tells him to kill his friends
• sold his original soul to hell
• surgically removed his team mates souls and put them into him
• conned the devil from the bible to bring him back to life
• ressurects archimedes
• 2 of the tf2 mercs have actual qualifications, and medic is not one of them
• actually healing people is secondary to experiments : )

Miss Pauling

• gets 1 day off a year
• lesbian probably definately

Pyro

• after getting fired became a millionaire CEO of an engineering company, but everything was greyscale and boring cuz there was no fire :(
• sees everything as pyrland so everything is all sunshine and rainbows and unicoeds but theyre actually killing people and setting things on fire

Scout

• spy is his father, but spy disguised as tom jones when he told him
• cannot read
• youngest of 8
• has a chest tatoo of tom jones' "sex bomb". spelt "sex bom"

Sniper

• died for 12 hours
• everyone thought he was autrallian but he never fit in with them (all australians are extremely buff and have mustaches and australlia shaped chest hair)
• turns out hes aytually a kiwi (his biological father conviced the goverment to move the country underwater and have a big glass dome over it after he had a prophacy (all people from new zealand are scientists and stuff)
• then his father has another phrophacy and says they all need to move to space, but the government is out of money, so he builds a spaceship with only only seat so him and his wife fight about who should go to space, baby sniper however crawls in with out him, breaking the glass dome and killing all of new zealand except his parents
• the spaceship barely makes it out of the ocean and crashes in australia, and sniper is adopted by two astralians)
• pisses in jars and throws them at people

Soldier

• was never actually a soldier, just went to poland and started blowing people up
• was rejected from every branch of the us military
• all his friends are cardboard
• had a magician as a roomate
• his roomate went away for 3 days and by that time all the racoons in the city had moved into his castle so he was evicted as the castle was then considered a racoon sanctuary
• soldier later became homeless and broke into tom jone's house, turns out the magician had become roomates with him
• he kills tom jones by breaking his neck
• engaged to one of heavy's sisters
• can rocket jump - doesnt hurt him as it doesnt believe it will

Spy

• spy's father
• uses balisong (cool as hell)

Other characters

other facts

• tf2 was in a sonic racing game???? (Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed)

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